Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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