508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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