It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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