I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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