Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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