If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I will be naked everywhere
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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