I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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