so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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