We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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