Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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