there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
