some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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