oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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