You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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