When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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