have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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