I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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