Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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