She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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