Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He keeps bees of course he's weird
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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