What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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