I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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