She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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