i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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