Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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