hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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