New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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