Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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