Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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