And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Semen is not good for contacts.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
