sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I party with great urgency now.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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