Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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