His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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