It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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