What a fucking waste of an outfit
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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