The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
