so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
