Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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