There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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