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(973): View more from New Jersey

who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.

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(305): View more from Florida

I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls

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(989): View more from Michigan

I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.

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(630): View more from Illinois

you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.

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