I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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