Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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