would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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