He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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