Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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