I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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