But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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