i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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