Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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