Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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