You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
you made out with another girl for some wings
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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