normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I wish there were birth control emojis
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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